Aamir Khan coming in your town with rang de Basanti.

(Addendum to movie poster)

-seen all over Kolkata

Meri Dez

Flower Boutique
and
Property Law Consultants & Real Estate Agents

(Shopfront Hoarding)

- seen in Kolkata

...it is worse than fornicating with your mother 71 times.

(Segment from a religious sermon)

-Overheard on the way to O'Hare Airport, Chicago

"You have a folder marked 'Sania Mirza MMS'!"

"In anticipation."

(Conversation snippet)

- Heard in Bangalore

Hottest little toy for women who want more... email me at orgasmtoy@gmail.com

(Words on a sticker pasted to the wall of a Metro rake)

- Seen in the Kolkata Metro

...we have an empty room. And when I say "room", I mean an object that satisfies all possible criteria in order to be considered a room...

(Conversation between a professor and a student)

- Heard at IIT, Kharagpur