Thursday, August 30, 2007

I was born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse.

-- T-shirt on young man near Jadavpur Police Station, Kolkata

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

"At a job interview our friend S....d was asked about his political leanings- whether he was far right, left of center or what? His reply: Up front!"

- seen here.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

With Penis Enlarge Patch you can catch fish with your penis.

In my spam folder.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

What has nine arms and rocks?

-- over lunch, today
(Def Leppard apparently, and I honestly didn't fucking know this till this afternoon)

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Put your pants down here for best results

- seen at a cleaning store
Murray Ave., Pittsburgh