Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Monday, June 26, 2006

Please help us keep prices low by returning your carts.
- seen outside Walmart

Saturday, June 24, 2006

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-(Personal ads in the Sunday Telegraph Classifieds)

(Nothing here is a typo)

Spoken and written English classes during vaccation. Other courses available - Batik, veg curving, knitting ....

--poster on Lake Road

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Tamer Lane

- (Road in Central Kolkata)
Chairman Polhemus crashed his gavel upon the table at 3:19 p.m., bringing the first meeting of the winter term to order. Professor Greenberg, standing with his back close to the epicenter of this thunderclap, was more than a little surprised!
-- Bulwer-Lytton nominee, from the Minutes of the Stanford University Faculty Senate Meeting

Saturday, June 17, 2006


- On KMC "Work in progress" signboards on Southern Avenue

- Printed on items from Shoppers' Stop's underwear line

Friday, June 16, 2006

Intimate your own look

- Signboard for beauty parlour on Hazra Road

Thursday, June 15, 2006


- Notice posted on the gate of apartment complex on Hungerford Street

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

"cumming in a thetre near you"

-- often seen on Kolkata walls prior to film releases
"Congress hardens stand on DIC(K)"

- Headline in the Hindu during Kerala elections.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

before contacting customer care, please ensure computer is connected to power supply.

--HP computer manual
iPod Shuffle is not a biscuit. Please do not consume.

--manual for the iPod Shuffle

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

25. Who can apply on behalf of non-resident, minor, lunatic, idiot, and court of wards?

Section 160 of IT Act, 1961 provides that a non-resident, a minor, lunatic, idiot, and court of wards and such other persons may be represented through a Representative Assessee. In such cases, application for PAN will be made by the Representative Assessee.


Monday, June 05, 2006

"You are crackpot in the head?"

A friend says it a lot, I dont know where it originated.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Kiwi Toilet Cleaner
Buy One Gate One Free

- Notice pinned on a shelf in Arambagh Food Mart, Jodhpur Park
Avi Air Conditioners

- A shop near Dover Lane

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.

Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!

Sign in a bar :
Those....drinking to forget... please pay in advance.

Seen on a bulletin board :
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.

Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
We need your heads to run our business.

-- unverified origin, various sources
Hairport !!

-- a hair salon near Heathrow airport, UK
Sex Kittens: Single Cats Seeking Same

- found adorning the Barnes and Nobles store entrance shelf, yesterday
Kaatil Car !

--Aaj Tak Special report on the lack of safety features in Indian cars.