All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
Sign on a famous beauty parlor window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
Sign in a bar :
Those....drinking to forget... please pay in advance.
Seen on a bulletin board :
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
We need your heads to run our business.
-- unverified origin, various sources