WHY BE UGLY?

WE DO YOU WELL.

- (painted outside a Salon in Moulali)

What do you call a gay caveman with a massive hard-on?

A Homo-erectus.

- (heard in Bangalore)

Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

The girl with the mirror please comes here...(mirror = specs)

You, meet me behind the class. (behind = after)

Sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons ( muttons= goats)

This college strict u the worry not .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy

No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre

Both of u three get out of the class.

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

-(the curious language of Mr. Jeppiar, Chairman of Sathyabama Engineering college -- btw, he always speaks in English.)

"If con is the oppsite of pro..Congress is the opposite of Progress"

-(A gem from Abhishek Haldar)

Cholonto dhaatu

- heard at IIT Kanpur from Hall 5 jonota

(Progressive Rock, ie.)

Drinking Kills
Driving Skills.

- (Chennai Traffic Police )

Driving Rash
Leads to Crash.

- (Chennai Traffic Police)

but still u have good amarphous appel in ur photo

- (Seen on an Orkut scrapbook.)

Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny.

- (Fortune cookie philosophy)

“SAMAD HOTEL – Guest Rooms Available”

- (At a crossing on Radhakrishan Salai, Chennai)

(You were expecting … ?)

Dhora porley Dhononjoy..naah porley enjoy.

-(SMS text msg)

DO NOT SIT ON STEPS. ALLOW OLD/ ILL PERSON AND CHILDREN TO TRAVEL ALONE.

- (Safety guideline for using escalator. Seen at Esplanade Metro Station.)

PEACH
Only liquid soap
Made from pure coconut oil

- (On a bottle of Fem Soft Gentle Soap)

Jaata obostha...oshomoy-ey maa hoyey gelum.

(In dire straits, have gained motherhood at wrong age)

- (Friend's sister, calling up home from Delhi after M.A. exams)

Oil pulling

- (standard board outside shops extracting edible oil, seen in Chennai)

Your satisfaction we do.

- (seen outside a supermarket in Chennai)

Gay Travels

-(seen in Chennai on Nungambakkam High Road)

HOTELDURGAPURINNBARANDRESTAURANT

-(seen in Calcutta?)

“Priya Shoe Garden”

- (shop in Purulia)

Buy Mother Teresa momento here. Battery, film roll,...

-(sign outside a shop in Moulali)

INOX
Clean hall
In your hands

- (Displayed on screen before the start of a film at Inox, Forum.)

Allow older pedestrians more time to cross the street. They are more likely to die as a result of a crash than younger pedestrians.

- (California Drivers Handbook. Innocuous?)